If only I loved flip flops.
If only I loved flip flops, I would have an unending supply of cutesy summer shoes.
If only I loved flip flops, I would have easy on/off protection for my tootsies when walking on hot pavement.
I only I loved flip flops, I would be able to snarf up all these cute shoes I see in the stores.
I think I have had old woman feet since I was a child.
I don’t like that thingy that goes between your toes. It makes me nuts.
So, I can’t wear flip flops.
I am resigned to the fact that I must wear sandals that don’t cause my toes separation anxiety.
It is a challenge, and once I find a pair that fit, I usually wear them until they fall apart.
The last pair lasted me almost 10 years – and I’d be wearing them this summer again if my geriatric cat hadn’t mistaken them for a litter box.
They are now filling up a landfill somewhere. Stinky.
So, I am on the hunt for new sandals this summer. Something that is cute, feminine and most importantly, comfortable.
Something like these:
Who on earth would by these?
And, while I’m on the subject, what is up with all the gladiator sandals out there right now?
Makes my tootsies cringe when I see them. All I can think about is that it is bondage for your feet. And all those little straps; I can only imagine how they’d feel after a couple hours’ wear.
I guess they are marketing them to the teenage crowd who hasn’t learned the lesson many of us 40-somethings have: Comfort is more important than fashion.
Off to find some sandals for my feet.